Microsoft Breaks Automatic Updates

I have discovered that Microsoft^®'s own Automatic Updates service for both Windows^® XP^™ and Windows^® 2000^™ is broken. There is a KB article that states that there is a known problem with Widown Updates that sometimes causes 100% CPU utilization (more like always!), causing the operating system to become unresponsive.

Although Microsoft have released not one, but two patches for this problem, it still exists! but here's the kicker: Not only is the patch not included in Windows Updates, but it isn't even available for Windows^® 2000^™!!?!??!!

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Great to see Microsoft^® continuing to make quality software!
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